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[mrvelocipede]

Huh, there's this contest thingy, which I thought was an interesting prompt for a piece of writing, so I tried writing a thing and then discovered that to enter it you have to go through Facebook. Lame. I guess I won't bother. And I kind of like the thing I wrote, but for various reasons I don't ever want to have it associated with my real name or any of my known pseudonyms. So now I don't know what to do with it!

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